Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash

It's never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else's spouse happy.

Having been engaged rather a lot of times, Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked whether a lady should give back the ring. Her answer? "Of course dahlink, but first, you take out all the diamonds.