When you're picking a basketball team, you'll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you're playing the odds.

All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.

I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.

I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.

It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I've done so much morning radio that I won't be overwhelmed by it, but it's still going to be a challenge.

This is why the terrorists hate us. And it's not the glitter and it's not the pomp and circumstance. We've got black and white, we've got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball. And the mirror ball doesn't care what color you are, and it doesn't care how rich your parents are, and it doesn't care what God you pray to. It's an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.

Lets not focus on saving a nickel... lets focus on making a buck.