All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.

My motto is "more mystery, less history".

You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting.

I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself.

Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.

If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.