All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.

I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.

Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.

I am not a good cue card reader.

I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses. I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like - there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.

Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.

Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!