Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.

Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn't pay taxes.

I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.

The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.

Lets not focus on saving a nickel... lets focus on making a buck.

My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.

When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.