It's like the Fouth of July in my underpants.

When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13.

I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.

If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.

I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.

You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.

There are certain things women are better at than men.