Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.

No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.

I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.

Maybe it's weird, but I don't feel in any way, shape or form that I'm taking over his show.

If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.

I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.

Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.