Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.

My first car was a motorcycle.

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.

I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.

Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.

If you spend your life walking through somebody else's museum, you never find out whether you're Rembrandt or not.