I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.

Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn't pay taxes.

The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.

When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13.

Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.

I'd be at someone's house or be up on the roof all day and I'd get lonely - stir crazy - and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life. But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn't imagine it.

People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.