I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.

Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?

If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.

I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn't have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.

I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial.

Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don't vote that way.

I don't know anything about computers.