I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.

I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.

The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.

Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.

When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.

Everyone keeps saying, "Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating." It's like saying, "How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she's been with Brad Pitt?" I don't care.

Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!