I'm a comedian, not a politician.

I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.

To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.

It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I've done so much morning radio that I won't be overwhelmed by it, but it's still going to be a challenge.

I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn't have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.

If you spend your life walking through somebody else's museum, you never find out whether you're Rembrandt or not.

Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.