I'm a comedian, not a politician.

I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.

It's like the Fouth of July in my underpants.

What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.

I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.

You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.

I am not a good cue card reader.