I'm a comedian, not a politician.

Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.

Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.

People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.

I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.

Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn't break it down piece by piece, stage by stage. The best gift you can give yourself is some drive--that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates. The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.

I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.