Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.
Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.
California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart.
There are certain things women are better at than men.
People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.