I know everything because I know nothing.

People look at me, and they go, 'You're white, you're smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.'

You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting.

I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.

People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.

All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.

If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.