No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.

It's like the Fouth of July in my underpants.

The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, "Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome."

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

I don't like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it's the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they're pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.

My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.

The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.