The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.
I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
I am not a good cue card reader.
Lets not focus on saving a nickel... lets focus on making a buck.
Donโt do your best, do my best.