No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.

Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.

You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.

What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.

My first car was a motorcycle.

Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don't vote that way.