You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!

I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.

You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.

We're all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it. Telling them to stop isn't going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.

I get depressed at airports.

I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.