You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

I'm harmless. I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you're that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.

Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!

Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.

You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

I know everything because I know nothing.

I am not a good cue card reader.