Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.

I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.

Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!

I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.

I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.

We're all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it. Telling them to stop isn't going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.

No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.