When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
Adam CarollaYou don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.
Adam CarollaThat's the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can't pursue your dream till you're 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
Adam CarollaI'd be at someone's house or be up on the roof all day and I'd get lonely - stir crazy - and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life. But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn't imagine it.
Adam Carolla