You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting.

If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.

I'd be at someone's house or be up on the roof all day and I'd get lonely - stir crazy - and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life. But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn't imagine it.

To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.

I don't like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.

My first car was a motorcycle.

What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.