Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn't pay taxes.

If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.

People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.

I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.

Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.

I know everything because I know nothing.

You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.