Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!

I know everything because I know nothing.

The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.

When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!

I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.

I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn't have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.

If you spend your life walking through somebody else's museum, you never find out whether you're Rembrandt or not.