If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?

The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing.

I get depressed at airports.

When you're picking a basketball team, you'll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you're playing the odds.

I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.

I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.

I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.