When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself.

Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.

What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.

Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.

I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.

I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.

California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart.