I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.

I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.

The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing.

If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'

The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.

Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.

This is why the terrorists hate us. And it's not the glitter and it's not the pomp and circumstance. We've got black and white, we've got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball. And the mirror ball doesn't care what color you are, and it doesn't care how rich your parents are, and it doesn't care what God you pray to. It's an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.