I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!
Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.
I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.