California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart.
Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!
I know everything because I know nothing.
I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
Welfare is monetary methadone.