I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.

I know everything because I know nothing.

I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.

All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.

I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.

Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.