I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.

I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.

The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.

Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.

Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.

I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.

I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.