When you do television, there's more to do, and when you do new television, there's a lot more to do, especially when you don't have partner. I miss not having that person.

I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.

You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.

If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.

I'd never hurt another person.

I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.

Lets not focus on saving a nickel... lets focus on making a buck.