When you do television, there's more to do, and when you do new television, there's a lot more to do, especially when you don't have partner. I miss not having that person.

The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.

Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.

No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.

I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.

Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!

I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.