This is why the terrorists hate us. And it's not the glitter and it's not the pomp and circumstance. We've got black and white, we've got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball. And the mirror ball doesn't care what color you are, and it doesn't care how rich your parents are, and it doesn't care what God you pray to. It's an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
Adam CarollaA lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it's not a great way to go.
Adam CarollaCalifornia is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart.
Adam CarollaI have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.
Adam CarollaI spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
Adam CarollaI am not agnostic. I am atheist. I donโt think there is no God; I know thereโs no God. I know thereโs no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe. I know thereโs no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just wonโt admit it because thereโs another thing they know. They know theyโre going to die and it freaks them out. So most people donโt have the courage to admit thereโs no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
Adam Carolla