Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys. We're always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.

Figure out what to do, then take a nap.

To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.

I don't know anything about computers.

I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.

Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!

The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.