Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys. We're always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.

I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.

I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.

I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist.

People look at me, and they go, 'You're white, you're smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.'

It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.

If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.