People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.

You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting.

If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.

I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.

Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.

When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13.