I know everything because I know nothing.
I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.
I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.
When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
Life is just the time between crapping yourself.