The shuttle is the worst $20 you'll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been. You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can't afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.

If you spend your life walking through somebody else's museum, you never find out whether you're Rembrandt or not.

I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.

When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!

When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13.

You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.