If you spend your life walking through somebody else's museum, you never find out whether you're Rembrandt or not.

That's the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can't pursue your dream till you're 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.

People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.

To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.

I know everything because I know nothing.

I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.

I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.