If you spend your life walking through somebody else's museum, you never find out whether you're Rembrandt or not.

I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.

Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.

I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses. I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like - there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.

I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.

The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.

What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.