I'm harmless. I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you're that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.

I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.

Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!

I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.

I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.

Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?

People look at me, and they go, 'You're white, you're smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.'