When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
I don't like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'
When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
It's something I've always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.