Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!
Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.
Donโt do your best, do my best.
I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.