A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.

Figure out what to do, then take a nap.

I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.

I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial.

Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

I get depressed at airports.