When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13.

Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.

I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.

He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.

I get depressed at airports.

I know everything because I know nothing.

I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.