When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13.

I'd never hurt another person.

If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.

You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.

I am not a good cue card reader.

If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.

Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.