Don’t do your best, do my best.

You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing.

[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.

I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.

What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.

Lets not focus on saving a nickel... lets focus on making a buck.