A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it's not a great way to go.

Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.

I'm harmless. I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you're that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.

I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.

What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.

All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.

When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!