The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.

I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.

I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.

I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.

I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.

I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.

There are certain things women are better at than men.