I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
Adam CarollaMillions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys. We're always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
Adam CarollaWell, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
Adam CarollaI got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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