I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.

The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.

I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.

I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.

My motto is "more mystery, less history".

Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys. We're always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.

No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.