I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.

If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.

I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.

When you're picking a basketball team, you'll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you're playing the odds.

I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.

When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13.

I'd never hurt another person.