All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
Adam CarollaIf Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?
Adam CarollaYou should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
Adam CarollaMaybe it's weird, but I don't feel in any way, shape or form that I'm taking over his show.
Adam Carolla