When you're picking a basketball team, you'll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you're playing the odds.
I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.
I know everything because I know nothing.
I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
My motto is "more mystery, less history".
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