I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial.

The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing.

I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.

People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.

To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.

If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'

Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!