I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial.

The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, "Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome."

I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.

The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing.

People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.

I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.

I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.