I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial.

I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.

I don't like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.

I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.

No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.

I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.

I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I'm not sure why.