I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn't have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.

Don’t do your best, do my best.

Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don't vote that way.

It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.

I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.

It's like the Fouth of July in my underpants.

What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.