I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.

I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.

I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses. I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like - there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.

No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.

I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.

Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.

My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.