I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.

The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing.

Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.

I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.

I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn't have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.

California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart.

In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.