The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
Adam CarollaI don't like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
Adam CarollaI'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.
Adam CarollaMaybe it's weird, but I don't feel in any way, shape or form that I'm taking over his show.
Adam Carolla