California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart.
If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.
I get depressed at airports.
You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.
I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.