Maybe it's weird, but I don't feel in any way, shape or form that I'm taking over his show.
If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?
Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.
Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
Welfare is monetary methadone.