We're all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it. Telling them to stop isn't going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.

Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.

There are certain things women are better at than men.

If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.

I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.

In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.

It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.