We're all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it. Telling them to stop isn't going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.

The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.

My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.

If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'

If you spend your life walking through somebody else's museum, you never find out whether you're Rembrandt or not.

I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.

I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.