If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.

I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.

Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.

That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?

I don't like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.

I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.