I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.

I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.

Lets not focus on saving a nickel... lets focus on making a buck.

Don’t do your best, do my best.

I don't know anything about computers.

I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.

My first car was a motorcycle.