I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.

There's no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I'm a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.

If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.

He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.

I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.

I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.

I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.