Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.

I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.

Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.

Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.

No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.

I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.

It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I've done so much morning radio that I won't be overwhelmed by it, but it's still going to be a challenge.