When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
Adam CarollaI've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.
Adam CarollaI like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
Adam Carolla