Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.

I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.

There's no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I'm a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.

I'd never hurt another person.

People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.

I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.

If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.