I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I'm not sure why.

That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?

Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!

I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.

Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn't pay taxes.

I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.

The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.