He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.

Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.

I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.

Don’t do your best, do my best.

I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.

As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They're the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math. If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife's side of the bed at night. If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.

Maybe it's weird, but I don't feel in any way, shape or form that I'm taking over his show.