Welfare is monetary methadone.
I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist.
I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
I'm a comedian, not a politician.
My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.