It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I've done so much morning radio that I won't be overwhelmed by it, but it's still going to be a challenge.

Lets not focus on saving a nickel... lets focus on making a buck.

I am not a good cue card reader.

I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.

It's like the Fouth of July in my underpants.