It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I've done so much morning radio that I won't be overwhelmed by it, but it's still going to be a challenge.

My motto is "more mystery, less history".

I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.

To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.

Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.

I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.

I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.