It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I've done so much morning radio that I won't be overwhelmed by it, but it's still going to be a challenge.

The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.

That's the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can't pursue your dream till you're 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.

If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.

It's like the Fouth of July in my underpants.

I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.

When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself.