The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.

He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.

The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.

[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.

I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.

You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.

When you do television, there's more to do, and when you do new television, there's a lot more to do, especially when you don't have partner. I miss not having that person.