People look at me, and they go, 'You're white, you're smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.'

I know everything because I know nothing.

I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.

If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.

I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.

I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.

Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?