I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.

All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.

No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.

I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.

I'm a comedian, not a politician.

When you do television, there's more to do, and when you do new television, there's a lot more to do, especially when you don't have partner. I miss not having that person.